'I spent 2 hours making his life miserable': Dude gets revenge on his roommate for eating his food; terrorizes him at work at the call center with hours of silly prank dials

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    Human body - Posted by u/collegekit13 19 hours ago You screw with my food, I screw with your work
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    Font - One night after getting home from work one of my roommates had eaten a lot of the ingredients I had purchased to make a meal. I went to his room and asked him to go replace them ASAP as I wanted to cook dinner and eat. He shrugged and said he was already at work and he can go in the morning (he worked customer support from home).
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    Font - I was pissed and said I needed them now and he told me to go get stuff myself and he'd Venmo me. I pointed out that it was posing cats and dogs outside and I don't own a car. He laughed and just shut his door in my face saying "not my issue". I ordered food but due to the copy weather there was a 2-3hour delay (the whole city got flooded and roads were closed).
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    Font - I grabbed my phone and spent over an hour entering chats (opening and closing) with the support devision of the company he worked for. As I was about to give up I finally saw my roommates very unique name in the greeting message. I then spent 2 hours of my life making his life miserable.
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    Font - From demanding to be sold products that never existed, to asking for a manager, to telling him about my imaginary husband's scrotox. I stayed in the living room and listened to his screams of frustration as I wasted his time and ruined his productivity and target stats at work (they are supposed to do about 2 chats every 15mins).
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    Font - Towards the end he even broke script and started begging me to start making sense. At one point I was crying tears of laughter as he smashed his keyboard on the floor and came in the kitchen to smoke.
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    Font - I forgot to mention that he started complaining that some woman was driving him nuts at work. I asked him "Myvag giving you a hard time?" And he went pale. I cannot stress how stupid he is the bot asked for "my personal info" before I entered support and I had given the name Myvag Fishy (my v jayjay is fishy). He never noticed it. Safe to say he hasn't touched my food in a while.
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    Font - Live_Power_2843 18 hr. ago +3. Sweet revenge. Next time let them know if they take your food you will break or disconnect the modem and if they can't work because of this that's their problem.
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    Font - collegekit13 OP. 18 hr. ago He would just get reassigned to another shift and since he has no social life I don't think he would care. Plus I'd be left without WiFi too.
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    Font - A_Bit_Off_Kilter +1. 18 hr. ago Hide the router on wifi, change its name and password. You can still access, but no one else can even see it to connect.
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    Font - persePHOreth 19 hr. ago Lmao at first I was like oh no he's going to f with his job, risk his employment...but your method was brilliant. Bravo. This was a fun read.
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    Rectangle - +2 18 hr. ago vampyrewolf Would be a shame if the breaker for his room happened to trip during the storm, and would you look at that? The router is on the fritz too.
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    Smile - ichigoli +1. 13 hr. ago "Why don't you take a walk, maybe go pick up those ingredients while I see if I can get it back online." >pointed deadpan stare
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    Rectangle - Jollydancer +1. 15 hr. ago What an a hole. Saying "not my problem" after they stole your food. I would have been desperate.
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    Font - Final-Dig709 3 hr. ago IM ACTUALLY CRYING IM A CALL CENTER WORKER AND THIS IS GOLD edit: i can vividly imagine the frustration with your trolling comments, om g. ive been there with some choice clients, it's a great story to tell at least. glad you got revenge. and so creatively, lol.
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    Font - collegekit13 OP. 2 hr. ago I've worked at a call center so I knew what I was doing to him. I knew customer support people would appreciate the pain I put him through.
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    Font - Poinsettia917 +1.7 hr. ago This was already funny, but then Myvag Fishy put me over the edge! The guy didn't get that it was a bogus name? And "scrotox"?! I am dying!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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